ARCHIE'S CORN COLLECTION ARCHIE STARTED COLLECTING CORN IN 1974, JUST AFTERHE WROTE AND RECORDED HIS NOW FAMOUS CORN SONG "CORN, CORN, CORN.YOU ASK COLLECTING CORN,? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? WHAT EXCACTLY DOES HE COLLECT? WELL I'M GLAD YOU ASK...CAUSE I'M GONNA TELL YA.TAKE A BREATH, HERE WE GO."WIDGETS, GIDGETS, GADGETS, & GIZZMOS, WINKETS, DINKETS, TRINKETS,TOPS, & TOOLS,TOYS,& TISKETS,TASKETS, BASKETS,& BALLS,& BOWES,BOOKS,BALLOONS,SPOONS,TUNES, PLATES,GOODIES, & GOOGERS, GIFTSCOBBS, & BOBBS, PLANTS & PANTS, & DANCE THING-A-MA-JIGS, WHATCHACALLIT'S, WAT-KNOTS, DO-DADSKNICK-KNACKS, PATTY-WACS, BRIC-A-BRACS,BUY YOUR DOG A BONEPARAPHNELIA, MEMORABILLA, FIFAGREE, FAL-DEE-RAL, JUNK, FUNK & STUFF, ROCKS, THAT FLOAT IN THE DARK, ....AND POPCORNAND THAT AIN'T THE HALF OF IT THERE IS MUCH, MUCH,MUCH MORE. SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAYI THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO MAKE A CALENDEAR, TO SHOWOFF MY 30 SOME ODD YEARS OF COLECTING CORN STUFF..I HOPESOMEDAY TO HAVE SOMEPLACE,,SOME LITTLE SPOT IN THE ROAD, SOMEWHERE I CAN GET IT ALL OUT FROM WHERE EVER I HAVE IT STORED ANDTUCKED AWAY, TO DISPLAY IT IN A INTERESTING MANNER, THAT ISENTERTAINING, AND EDUCATING, AND FUN AND INTERESTING, MAYBE LIKE A KNOTTS BERRY FARM STYLE, ONLY CORNIEER, AFTER ALLYOU CAN'T GET TO CORNY FOR ME...ENJOY IT, AND SOMEDAYI WILL GET THE CALENDAR FINISHED AND OUT TO THE WORLDAT THIS POINT IT IS STILL A WORK IN PROGRESS...REMEMBER "CORN HAPPENS"
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